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wallis and gromit <3
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YOU MAKE ME FEEL WORTHLESS
you think if i hated anyone on this planet it would just be another random teen age girl who has said all those things about me. but no its a dumb fucking middle aged fat bald man. actually hes not middle aged, hes fucking old. HOW ABOUT YOU RETIRE ITS BEEN OVER TWENTY FUCKING YEARS GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE YOU SUCK AT COACHING. i hate going to practice. i never look forward to it. soccer used to be fun, but when im around you you just make me feel like shit. i understand tough coaching, iv had tougher coaches. you just yell at me for everything.. point out my flaws and every single little mistake saying its something i did or blaming OTHER PEOPLE’S mistakes on me…… ya thats awesome \m/ you arent making me any better, actually, i have gotten worse. any time one of your favorite little girls does something wrong its “oh unlucky unlucky” BULL FUCKING SHIT. and its really awesome having no friends on the team that really helps too. im so done, so done. this is shit.
- paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.
- me: *jogs for 5 minutes*
- me: where's my thigh gap
